Mike Huckabee Has Subliminal Messages In His Ad

Mike Huckabee has just released an ad that simply wishes all of us a Merry Christmas, but it has caused an uproar because of all the subliminal messages. There is the floating cross, a secret message to fans of the Beatles, and messages to fundamental Christians through morse code. “Actually I will confess this, if you play this spot backwards it says ‘Paul is Dead, Paul is Dead, Paul is Dead,’” Huckabee told reporters on Tuesday. “So the next thing you know, someone will be playing it backwards to find out the subliminal messages that are really there.” The floating cross is actually a book shelve in the back ground which does seem to be nicely lit. “They had a bookshelf behind me, a bookshelf. So now I have these people saying, ‘ahhh there was a subtle message there,’” said Huckabee. “….I never cease to be amazed at the manner in which people will try to dissect the simplest messages, can’t even say ‘Merry Christmas’ anymore without somebody getting all upset about it.” On Fox and Friends this morning Huckabee explained that he also sent messages to fundamental Christians through his blinking eyes using morse code. Through close examination it looks like he might be saying, “Merry Christmas.” Huckabee took offense to the people that took offense to him saying “Merry Christmas” in the ad. “I don’t know what else to call Christmas, last time I checked that is what we celebrate. If somebody can give me a way to get around that and do it honestly, then perhaps that’s what Christmas is,” said Huckabee. If Huckabee would check his calender a little closer he might find out that “we” celebrate a few different religious holidays through this holiday season. Maybe he is only going to be President of the Christian part of America. Huckabee goes on to explain the origin of the word Christmas just in case we are confused. “The very word Christmas comes from the contraction of ‘Christ Mass’ — the worship of Christ – again, change the word if we don’t want to talk about it, but that’s what it symbolizes and represents,” according to Huckabee.
Merry Christmas, and Happy Holidays,
Alan Cosgrove

Here is Mike Huckabee’s Merry Christmas ad called, ‘What Really Matters’;