Ralph Nader Considers Flirting With Female Pandas For Votes

Ralph Nader is so desperate for media exposure that he discuses dressing up as a panda and going to the zoo with Cardoso the Parrot, who lives with Rocky Anderson, former Mayor of Salt Lake City. Nader says the reason he is running is because he is “tired of all those years where the democrats and republican just keep parroting the corporate party line.” He claims the reporters “froze” and “blacked out the Nader Gonzalez team.” Then he goes on to say the media likes animal stories, so he concludes the best way to get media coverage would be to go to the zoo dressed as a panda. I think the parrot agrees, maybe they can go as a team. He is just pointing out the uphill struggle third party candidates face in this corporate ruled two party system we use. Third party candidates don’t have a chance in this system, since they don’t have the money or corporate backing the democrats and republicans do. You didn’t see any corporate backing at any of their conventions or Ron Paul’s rally.

Here is Ralph Nader’s ad, “To Be or Not to Be: Ralph Nader Confides in Cardoso the Parrot;”