Here is Mitt Romney at the 67th annual Alfred E. Smith memorial foundation dinner.
Romney: I was hoping that President Obama would bring Joe Biden along, because he’ll laugh at anything.
Romney: We were chatting pleasantly this evening as if Tuesday didn’t happen.
Romney: Usually when I get invited to gatherings like this, it’s just to be the designated driver.
Romney: We’re down to the final months of the president’s term.
Romney: I have my beautiful wife Ann, he has Bill Clinton.
Romney, referring to St. Peter, says skeptics will say “if you’ve got a Church, you didn’t build that.”
Romney says Obama’s new campaign slogan is “you’re better off than you were four weeks ago.”
Romney: The president’s remarks tonight are brought to you by the letter O and the number 16 trillion.
Romney says headlines will say “polls show Obama leading from behind.”