Rudy Giuliani Would Protect Us From Alien Invasion

Rudy Giuliani has gone around the US telling us he is the best candidate to protect us from a terrorist attack because of his experience during 9/11. Yesterday during a question and answer session at a town hall meeting a questioner wanted to know how Giuliani planned on protecting the earth. “If something living on another planet and it’s bad and it comes over here, what would you do?” the young boy asked. This caught Giuliani by surprised and said he has never faced a question about an alien invasion, but. “Of all the things that can happen in this world, we’ll be prepared for that, yes we will. We’ll be prepared for anything that happens,” said Giuliani. Truthfully Giuliani has about as much experience dealing with aliens as he does with the terrorist, so his answer makes sense. Giuliani’s campaign theme has been preparedness so he couldn’t just say he has no plans for aliens. If we are lucky then it will be like in ‘Mars Attack’ and they will wipe out all the politicians so we can start out again with a clean slate.
Alan Cosgrove

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