A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu…
Broiled Missionary: $10.00
Fried Explorer: $15.00
Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked,
‘Why such a price difference for the Politicians?’
The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one?
They’re so full of shit, it takes all morning.”