Early Monday morning, as President Bush got out of the helicopter in
front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
The always-squared-away Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted,
and said, “Nice pigs, sir.”
The President replied, “These aren’t just pigs. They’re authentic
Arkansas Razorback Hogs. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and
I got one for House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.”
The Marine, still at attention, said, “Excellent trade, sir!”
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